I fell asleep playing a video game today…

i had a long day, and this afternoon i just fell asleep in the middle of playing a game, i was still holding the controller when a phone call woke me up…

Craigslist Creepy Bear…

this “bear phone”, moves its mouth and eyes when the other person is talking to you…that would freak me out…

tell a dot with an accent to say…

“counterproductive”…it’s hilarious

Craigslist moron of the day 2 - 4.12.07


Here’s how you know you’re too old to tutor…

(tutoring session next to me)…
old woman: six times four is…(dead silence)…two…(and she never finished)…

Menace in the library…

so i’m just sitting here innocently studying in the library…i have earplugs…and i hear this annoying voice in the background…it’s gotta be pretty loud to penetrate…
so i take out the plugs, and i look up and hear this guy trying to argue about his late fees for books…
he was freaking out, but he did have [...]

Craigslist moron of the day - 4.12.07

craigslist moron of the day was NOT the writer here…but the “rant” is funny

I just saw a commercial for the 2007 Chrysler Sebring

the ad talks about the sebring having more hp than the honda accord, that it was cheaper, and got 32 mpg…
ok, i immediately began thinking that this must be comparing the LOWEST models…of course they were…
they tell you that the sebring beats the accord in so many things…but here’s the reality… the sebring is cheaper [...]

The Enemy is believed to live here…

to view the enemy post go here (http://hsczp9.wordpress.com/2007/04/07/some-jackass-who-goes-to-umkc-decides-to-bash-my-blog/)…for all new to my blog…

Toys R Us…starting the gambling addiction early…

yeah, you really have to get those kids into the gambling arena early…then they can turn out to be great WPT players like ‘mike the mouth’, etc… suggested at age 8+